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Dr. Kramper stuck his finger up my butt the other day.

I suspected that something like this was going to happen. After all, every guy I know my age has already had it done to them. That doesn't mean I didn't feel every ounce of blood leave my face when Dr. Kramper mentioned the procedure.

That look. The one our cat gets when the vet takes her temperature. I get it now.