Thursday, October 23, 2014

Teleconference Notes

Meeting Organizer: "Vicky are you here?"

Vicky: "Yeah, I'm here for the dumbbeat."

Meeting Organizer: "Did you just say, 'dumbbeat'?"

Vicky: "No. I said, 'drumbeat'."

Meeting Organizer: "You did? Because it sounded a lot like you said, 'dumbbeat'."

Vicky: ". . . okay. I said, 'dumbbeat'"

Meeting Organizer: "Do you think these meetings are dumb?"



Me: "Dumbbeat. That's hilarious. I will call all of my meetings dumbbeats from now on."

Meeting Organizer: [slightly huffy] "Well, let's get started."