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I started playing guitar at 16. You'd think by now I'd be a much better player than I am.
I'm not sure if it was Keith Partridge or Glen Campbell who made me think Ovations were cool. Really, I think it was the lack of a pickguard that I liked. Acoustics with pickguards looked like the ones in the Sears catalog that had strings that hovered three inches off the fretboard. I didn't want anything to do with that.
Actually, I had a guitar before 16. My Uncle Butch gave me a nylon-string guitar when I was nine or ten. I think it was an attempt to distract me from bothering the adults while they partied in the next room. It worked. That evening I tried to get as many sounds as I could from the "Chess" guitar (a manufacturer Google says never existed). Soon, the novelty wore off and my fingertips were aching. I lost interest. I didn't really play again until I thought it was time to learn to play "Long Distance Runaround" by Yes. I saved my money and ordered a $250 Ovation Ultra from Sam Ash.
I'm not sure if it was Keith Partridge or Glen Campbell who made me think Ovations were cool. Really, I think it was the lack of a pickguard that I liked. Acoustics with pickguards looked like the ones in the Sears catalog that had strings that hovered three inches off the fretboard. I didn't want anything to do with that.
I still have the guitar. It's been sitting in its case, untouched, for a very long time. I mention the case because that's really what I want to tell you about.
I bought a cheap chipboard case for my Ovation. I used the flimsy case to tote my guitar to my first, and only, lesson at a local music store. Somehow, the owner of the store tripped and crushed the cheap case. He felt bad enough to give me a slightly damaged hardshell case. It was a significant upgrade from the case he destroyed.
The case is really nice and it's done a great job for many years. I didn't think I needed to make a change until I found an OEM case on Facebook Marketplace. The seller wanted $60. I offered $50. The seller said the case was in a trailer parked behind a house that he "had no affiliation with."
I found the trailer and I didn't get shot by the non-affiliated property owners. When I went into the trailer, the door slammed shut on me. For 1.2 seconds, I was sure the trailer was my new forever home and that I would die of thirst in the darkness. Fortunately, the door had latches on BOTH sides and I was able to continue life in the sunlight. The case looked like it wasn't offered that option. In fact, when I found out it was built in 1996, I could have been convinced it had been sitting in the trailer for 30 years. It was faded and dirty and, yes, there were tiny rust spots on the metal bits.
I Venmo'd for the case's freedom and when I got it home, I gathered my tools:
Mother's aluminum polish, some 409, plastic restorer, fine steel wool, paper towels and a microfiber cloth. The latches cleaned up nicely.
The case itself looked much better, too.
After about an hour and a half of scrubbing, it was time to see if this case from 1996 was a good fit for my 1983 guitar.
I'm hoping that this new case will inspire me to start playing again. My guess is that, right now, it's more of a sarcophagus than a case. But who knows, maybe in the near future Debbie will hear, "Anyway, here's Wonderwall."