On Line at the Cafeteria. . .

Man: What is this?

Server: This is Brie-Stuffed Chicken Breast.

Man: This frightens me.

Server: [PAUSES] I’m not sure how to help you with that.

Man: Yes.

Server: It’s nothing to be frightened of.

Man: No?

Server: The brie is creamy and there are dried cranberries for a touch of sweetness.

Man: Yes.

Server: It’s very good.

Man: I will have a sandwich.