Recent IM at work.
Her: I'm trying to get as many things out of the queue as possible.
Me: I understand. You have to be free.
Her: FREE!
Me: Free to bind yourself to another human 4EV.
Her: I know it won't be perfect but I'm going to try my darndest! LOL
Me: When's your last day?
Her: Today! omg
Me: Okay. Someone told me this on my wedding day: Appreciate the bad bananas. If you've never had a bad banana, you'd never know what a good banana tastes like.
Her: Ha ha - that's the best advice ever.
Me: I hope you have a lot of good bananas!
Me: Actually, you could use any fruit. . .
Me: In the future I should use apples in case anyone thinks a banana is inappropriate. I hope that wasn't the case here.
Me: I mean, I think it's better spoken. You know. . . anyway. Every good wish to you and your husband.
Me: I mean future husband.
Me: I mean. . .
Me: Um.
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