Greg (Poking Julia with Toy Horse): This horse wants some apples.
Julia: No.
Greg: She’s looking for carrots.
Julia: No.
Greg: Then what is she looking for?
Julia: Blood.
So ends this episode of How I Screwed Up My Kids Theater. Tune in next time when you’ll hear Allie say, “I like the way they squirm when I pull off their wings.”
Goodnight.
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