Julia: There's a bug in my room.
Me: I hate to tell you this, but there's probably a lot more than just one bug in your room. But if you lie still and go to sleep they're probably not going to bother you.
Julia: [Blink-Blink]
Me: Love you. 'night, 'night.
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And then she had a bad dream at 2:30 a.m.
Why doesn't she ever wake Daddy up for this stuff?
MEAN DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I could tell you that whilst you are sleeping - with your mouth open - that someone will come along and slowly drip Marmite in, now see how you sleep tonight! Seriously though, one of the nurses I work with told me that mouth breathers swallow an average of four spiders a year whilst sleeping, glad Julia can't read this.
You're right, she can't read. I'll be sure to tell her as I'm tucking her in:
"Do you know what Jeannette told me?"
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