Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Meanest Thing I Said Tonight

Julia: There's a bug in my room.

Me: I hate to tell you this, but there's probably a lot more than just one bug in your room. But if you lie still and go to sleep they're probably not going to bother you.

Julia: [Blink-Blink]

Me: Love you. 'night, 'night.


Deb said...

And then she had a bad dream at 2:30 a.m.

Why doesn't she ever wake Daddy up for this stuff?

Anonymous said...

MEAN DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

And I could tell you that whilst you are sleeping - with your mouth open - that someone will come along and slowly drip Marmite in, now see how you sleep tonight! Seriously though, one of the nurses I work with told me that mouth breathers swallow an average of four spiders a year whilst sleeping, glad Julia can't read this.

Anonymous said...

You're right, she can't read. I'll be sure to tell her as I'm tucking her in:

"Do you know what Jeannette told me?"