Monday, January 03, 2005


Dear Fourth Floor Janitorial Staff:

Today, as I approached the first urinal from the left in my usual restroom, I noticed four "adult hairs" perched on the lower lip of the receptacle. They seemed to spell out the word LISO.

This bothered me.

I tried to eliminate the word with the most convenient means possible. Unfortunately, some of my means dribbled on to the floor.

I'm sorry.

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