Here's what Allie, Julia and I learned about Evelyn in approximately three minutes:
- Evelyn was blind for four months.
- Now she can see again no thanks to that dumbass doctor.
- She off the medicine and feeling much better.
- She's writing a book entitled, "You Think Your Life Sucks You Should Try Mine".
- She's seriously going to write the book.
- She grew up during the Great Depression.
- When she was a girl she would stand in line for hours to get food that had to last her family an entire week.
- She wasn't invited to a wedding a few years ago because a family member called her a dirty slut.
- Evelyn has a tiny Green Bay Packer duffel bag filled with new $1 coins that she hands out to kids who are adorable.
- Evelyn was molested by her father.
- She loves her grandchildren.
- She's very fond of her granddaughter who lives far away.
- Evelyn has a photo mounted on a small piece of cardboard of her granddaughter sitting on a couch with four men sporting camouflage T-shirts and tattoos.
- The man with the growth not only pushes Evelyn around in her wheelchair but he also softly affirms or rephrases everything Evelyn says as he looks for books.
- Evelyn has two cats.
- Evelyn carries around pictures of her cats mounted on small pieces of cardboard.
- Evelyn punctuates many of her sentences with bad words.
