Wednesday, December 13, 2006

How I Screwed Up My Kids Theater

Greg (Poking Julia with Toy Horse): This horse wants some apples.

Julia: No.

Greg: She’s looking for carrots.

Julia: No.

Greg: Then what is she looking for?

Julia: Blood.

So ends this episode of How I Screwed Up My Kids Theater. Tune in next time when you’ll hear Allie say, “I like the way they squirm when I pull off their wings.”


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