Monday, December 18, 2006

H.I.S.U.M.K. Theater - Act II

Allie: Sometimes I hear a voice.

Greg: What does it say?

Allie: It whispers my name. It says, "Allie!"

Greg (Pause): Does the voice say anything else?

Allie: No.

Greg: Well, if the voice says anything else, I want you to tell me immediately.

Allie: Why?

Greg: Daddy just wants to know.

So ends another episode of How I Screwed Up My Kids Theater. Tune in next time when you’ll hear Julia say, “I GOT BUGS IN MY EYES!”


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