Allie: Sometimes I hear a voice.
Greg: What does it say?
Allie: It whispers my name. It says, "Allie!"
Greg (Pause): Does the voice say anything else?
Greg: Well, if the voice says anything else, I want you to tell me immediately.
Greg: Daddy just wants to know.
So ends another episode of How I Screwed Up My Kids Theater. Tune in next time when you’ll hear Julia say, “I GOT BUGS IN MY EYES!”