As part of your “Creating a More Comfortable Workplace Environment” training, please rate the appropriateness of this exchange:
Person 1: Where’s Greg? Is he listening?
Person 2: Is he on vacation?
Me: [LOUDLY] I’m here!
Person 3: I can hear him breathing.
Me: Can you really hear me breathing?
Person 3: Nah!
Me: Okay, hold on a sec. Can you hear this?
Me: It’s kind of like breathing.
Group of 15: Ohhhh! No. No!
Person 2: Well, on that note.
Me: What?!Group of 15: [CLICK]