Do you have a broadband Internet connection? How about a Web cam?
Wanna long look at this ugly mug?
I'm going to be on AIM tomorrow evening from around 7:00 to 7:15 p.m. central standard time. Just request a chat with gnureg.
Nothing creepy, please. I just want to say hello. See, I have this nifty iChat camera built into my new computer and I would like to put it to use.
What will we talk about? You can choose a topic. If you leave things up to me I'll probably get nervous and start dry heaving.
The entire experience promises to be awkward and unsettling. You won't want to miss it!
See you tomorrow.