Sunday, February 20, 2005

Official Notification

Richard Snead and Carlson Restaurants Worldwide Inc. can kiss my ass.

I told you I'd let you know if I successfully reproduced T.G.I. Friday's Jack Daniel's Dipping Sauce.

I did.

It's good.

Now my plan to exact revenge on T.G.I. Friday's for all the money they've taken from me without concern for my satisfaction can finally be put into motion.

It begins by providing you with the link to the recipe I used:

Roasting the garlic is a bit of a pain and your house will smell like an Olive Garden restaurant on a very busy night for a few hours. However, it's worth it.

Phase two of my plan involves completely side-stepping the restaurant. Even if I'm desperate and in an unfamiliar city I'll do my best to stay out of a Fridays.

Phase three?

Hell, I don't know. I've already invested too much energy into this as it is.

Just let me know when you're coming and I'll make some sauce and we'll have some wings or something. Maybe wash them down with some Jack and Coke. After all, the sauce only takes a tablespoon so I've got plenty of booze to go around.

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