|Most mornings I expect|
to be struck by lightning.
- Deb bought new toothpaste that doesn't taste like salt.
- Delores waved and smiled at me.
- A truck driver flashed a peace sign for me when I let him in my lane.
- I found a parking spot near my entrance.
- I didn’t get a static shock when I hung up my jacket.
- My 11:30 a.m. meeting was canceled.