I got an email letting me know that I've been signed up for another year of Wired. The email told me the subscription was from Richard Springman.
Richard Springman. That name makes me think of a lot of things like:
Coats from the 70's with fur-trimmed, tunnel hoods
One o'clock shadows
An overrated British band with a name that rhymes with bowling cones.
Annoying Sesame Street toys
A Family who likes your friend more than they like you