Q: Why did you kick me?
A: I didn’t kick you.
Q: You didn’t kick me?
A: No. As I walked down the stairs you smashed your face into my shin then the forward momentum of my foot slammed you into the wall.
Q: So why did you kick me?
A: Because you’re an idiot.
Q: What’s an idiot?
A: An idiot is an animal that hurls itself against something and then slinks around for an hour as if it was attacked. You should Google it.
Q: I can type?
