Pig, our cat has acne all over her chin. Yesterday, as I was petting the cat I felt an unusually large bump. As Pig sat on my lap I tilted her head up and used both thumbs to squeeze the bump.
A stream of blood and pus squirted out of the bump directly into my left eye.
I wiped it away and looked around the room to see if anyone noticed. Fortunately everyone was occupied with Allie's birthday party.
This morning my eye feels funny. I know something awful is going to happen and I'm going to wind up wearing an eye patch.